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The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming π§΅π
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know β
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: πΏπΏπΏ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming π§΅π
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know β
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: πΏπΏπΏ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming π§΅π
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know β
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: πΏπΏπΏ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming π§΅π
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know β
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: πΏπΏπΏ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming π§΅π
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know β
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: πΏπΏπΏ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming π§΅π
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know β
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: πΏπΏπΏ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
Why Manual Scrolling Wastes Time
Facebook's infinite scroll demands constant manual interaction
The algorithm is optimized to maximize your scroll time
Every scroll is a mini dopamine hit that keeps you trapped
You either miss friend updates or lose hours scrolling
No passive way to stay connected
Browser Facebook is resource-heavy and distracting
Automatic Feed Scrolling
Vibe Scroll makes Facebook passive. Posts flow at your chosen speed. Updates visible in peripheral vision while you code.
Continuous Flow
Smooth 60fps scrolling via requestAnimationFrame. Social updates flow naturally.
State Memory
Pause anytime. Speed and direction saved. Resume exactly where you were.
Bidirectional
Scroll down for new posts or up to review. Same controls, opposite direction.
How It Works
RAF-Based Scrolling
requestAnimationFrame ensures smooth 60fps. Consistent speed regardless of system load.
Speed Calculation
Base 66 px/sec at level 1. Each level multiplies for faster scanning.
Direction Control
Positive levels scroll down (new posts). Negative levels scroll up (review).
Window.scrollTo
Native browser scrolling keeps feed loading naturally.
Why Developers Love This
Passive Social Updates
Friend news, photos, events β catch them without active browsing.
Break the Doom Scroll
When you control the speed, you can't get trapped in scroll loops.
Window Opacity for Events
Adjust transparency to reference event details or group info behind your window while your feed scrolls.
Adjustable Pace
Photo-heavy feed? Slow speed. Quick updates? Fast speed.
Works During Coding
Visibility bypass keeps feed scrolling while you focus on IDE.