Reddit Speed-Controlled Scrolling
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The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming ๐งต๐
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know โ
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming ๐งต๐
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know โ
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming ๐งต๐
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know โ
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming ๐งต๐
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know โ
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming ๐งต๐
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know โ
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
The DRAMA unfolding rn is INSANE. Thread incoming ๐งต๐
Ratio + L + didn't ask + touch grass + the audacity
Can't believe they said that. Posting receipts. Stay tuned.
POV: You're about to get blocked for having a correct opinion
I've been waiting 7 years to post these screenshots. Today is the day. [Thread 1/89]
Some people really think... anyway. If you know, you know โ
My bad guys I was hacked. Anyway here's why I was actually right:
Your fave could NEVER. Mine is literally perfect. I will fight you.
Remember when they did that thing 12 years ago? Time to bring it back up.
I'm not who you think I am but let me defend my main account real quick
Since y'all can't read between the lines, here's a 47 tweet explanation
QRTing to show my followers how ridiculous this take is. Get a load of this
Going private for my mental health. Back in 20 minutes.
Don't screenshot this but [posts the wildest take imaginable]
BREAKING: Internet person said thing. Other internet person disagrees. World ending.
I don't want to get involved BUT here's a 40 tweet thread on why one side is wrong
I have the DMs. Should I post them? [Posts them immediately anyway]
Me watching this timeline implode: ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
This is messier than my last relationship and I am HERE for it
Actually both sides are wrong and I'm the only smart person here
[This tweet has been deleted] [Everyone already screenshotted it]
Timelines are on fire tonight. Nobody go to bed. This is history.
I locked the replies because y'all can't behave [Got absolutely destroyed]
Wow. Just... wow. Some people really showed their true colors today.
Here's a thread exposing everything. [1/156] I have receipts, timestamps, and DNA evidence
I'm sorry to anyone I hurt [refuses to say what they did wrong]
This drama reveals something deeper about society. A thread about capitalism:
This app is toxic. I'm logging off. [Posts 47 more times that day]
Not my business but [Proceeds to make it their business in 30 tweets]
I've been documenting everything in a Google Doc. It's 47 pages. Link in bio.
My mutuals are fighting and I don't know which side to lurk on
From my alt: Y'all are all wrong and my main is secretly the villain
Is this discourse? Yes. Is it good discourse? Absolutely not. Am I watching? Obviously.
Callout post for @[redacted]. Here's why they're problematic: [Thread 1/78]
The way y'all are acting in these replies... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Adding everyone involved to my mental list of people to avoid
Unfollowed 156 people today. If you're reading this, it might be you.
Nothing interesting happening today. I need drama like I need air.
Everyone is mad but nobody is explaining what happened. Context? Anyone?
Already archived everything on the Wayback Machine. Nothing escapes.
Why One Speed Doesn't Work
Different subreddits have different content density
r/programming posts need slow reading, r/memes need fast scanning
Fixed scroll speed is always wrong for something
Your attention level changes throughout the day
No way to reverse without stopping
Manual speed adjustment interrupts browsing
10-Level Speed Control
5 levels up, 5 levels down. Press โญ to accelerate toward downward scrolling. Press โฎ to decelerate or reverse. Cross through zero to flip direction.
5 Speed Levels
66/132/198/264/330 px/sec. From leisurely browse to speed scan.
Bidirectional
Positive = down (new posts). Negative = up (review). Cross zero to flip.
State Memory
Pause saves your speed. Resume picks up exactly where you left off.
How It Works
Start at Zero
Initially stopped. Press โฏ to start at level 1 (66 px/sec down).
Accelerate
โญ increases level: -2 โ -1 โ 0 (pause) โ +1 โ +2, etc.
Decelerate
โฎ decreases level. Cross zero to start scrolling upward.
Pause/Resume
โฏ pauses and saves level. โฏ again resumes at saved level.
Why Developers Love This
Match Content Density
Text-heavy subreddits? Level 1-2. Image subreddits? Level 4-5.
Review Mode
Keep pressing โฎ past zero to scroll up. Review missed posts, then flip back.
Attention-Adaptive
Deep focus on code? High speed. Taking a break? Slow down.
Smooth Direction Changes
Crossing zero creates natural pause before direction change.